Maythegr8ness

It's-a-me! May!
What's good? I'm May. I like making people happy. I'm also a fan of people who humanize strange places, like the internet. I like fresh tomatoes, all rivers, most lakes, and swimming without athleticism. I like the word litost, the orcas who swim into fishing boats, and the cows that ran away in Canada. I love the lady who tried to defend town and lure back the cows by playing her flute (the mayor), Nanci Griffith, and getting to see your face. Mostly I like problems of my own choosing, solving said problems, and every ass pun in "Mercy."

Turn ons: In all likelihood, you. I don't care about a fictitious 9 inches or your gains at the gym. I'll probably like YOU more than anything.
Turn offs: Micromanagement and entitlement.
Proclivities: I lean sub with brat tendencies. I think dominance should be earned, but it is the internet, so if you'd like to skip that step, I can always pretend.
What's the kinkiest thing I've ever done?: My dude, that is so subjective. Fucked in strange places? This? You tell me yours and I'll tell you mine.
What's my fantasty?: Oh the usual... something between a gang bang and a fence of real chain link.
Do I do role play?: Yes, but I don't entertain role play that calls for even make-believe kids or animals, and I don't do humiliation.
JOI?: Sure. Show me.
Have I cum today? :Ha, oh sunshine, if you have to ask then you should be working on giving me a reason to answer the way I always should.

Socials etc: If you're looking for me you can find me with this name anywhere I am. If you can't find me, I'm not there. I am not on snsapchat, nor will I talk about snapchat, nor will I download snapchat, nor will I regret it.